Sunday, May 29, 2011

Talking Like A Sailor... Walking Like A Princess...

Since Alora-Sara was born she has been the happiest baby. Always smiling at Mommy, Daddy and Brother Robert. But never has smiled for 90% of her pics I take and forget professional photos! When she learned how to talk she wouldn't talk to anyone but us. She is a very serious little girl. She has gone to dance class for two years with the same kids and the same teachers YUP still won't talk to them. She has been in school since September and finally talked to her teacher in March. What the heck! We call it the "death stare!" The entire family and friends think this is hilarious! I do too really. She has the mouth of a sailor and the walk of a princess. Just the way I want it! It's funny we went to the American Legion today with Daddy after the cemetery and pizza (we always do this) the kids were playing with the pool tables and I met a woman that my Daddy has known since school who was married to a good friend of his. My Daddy then told her that I was a girl with "A sailors mouth" I butted in with "And I walk like a princess!" Miss Alora-Sara then came over (mind you she hates people) and said. "My Mommy Says I talk like Sailors and walk like a princess to. Who the hell are you anyway!?" Well first of all if I was a "normal mom" I would have said something to her about not saying "hell." But alas all the ENTIRE bar could do was laugh! Then she flashed the BIGGEST smile I have ever seen! Legit I was soooo proud! Talking Like a Sailor Walking like a Princess! So yes this post is about Alora-Sara and never smiling so here are details and stories... 1. I have worked for the same family (my three nanny children) for 7 years. Alora has been there for 4 years she has only talked to my boss 3 times. 2. She needs to wear a dress all the time and it has to be black or have skulls. 3. She wants a Harry Potter birthday party. 4. She asked her friends at dance to bring her death toys. 5. She says hell and sh*t. (yes I admit it those are stories for another day) 6. She never smiles for pictures EVER. 7. She Talks Like a Sailor and Walks Like a Princess.... Number 7 is all that matters. I come from a great family. I just happen to have a very Irish mouth. I never back down. I admit it! Hey nothing to hide. I mean they are words. Robert never swears, ever, he is a good kid. He would whoop yo a** if he needed to. But he is my sweet caring loving boy. Alora on the other hand unless you are an animal of some sort, YUP forget it. From day one any old person, young person, random person, kid she gave you the "DEATH STARE!" I admit I don't like that she says "Oh Sh*t" every time she drops something or hurts her self. I don't like that she doesn't show people how happy she really is. Then again does it matter? She is caring for all family and friends, she loves her animals, she loves her best friend Lena and Laylay and she is a Princess... Well here we go I am posting her best pictures :)
You would think this child has a sad life... Nope just won't smile! What the heck!? Well I am sorry if I shocked anyone with the swearing :) Nope wait I am not sorry that is my life! But isn't that why you read this? Now off to watch my miserable daughter sleep... Much Thoughts For All Denise <3

13 comments:

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Brandi. said...

How cute! I love that "talking like a sailor walking like a princess" thing, too. It's awesome! Hope you guys had a great weekend. :)

Jessica said...

That first photo is BEYOND priceless! Sooooo darn cute!

Mommy LaDy Club said...

The yellow costume and hat, and the look on her face is priceless! Great to meet you from VoiceBoks:)
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LINDY LEGENDS AND OTHER SUCH NONSENSE said...

Hey Denise! Just stopped by to see what you've been up to. Alora is positively gorgeous-even without the grins. Love this post, I about fell out of my chair laughing. Have a good one! Lindy :P

Julia said...

This post made me laugh!

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Jackie said...

LOL! My kid talks like crazy, but never smiles in pictures. I have about 1 or 2 where he's genuinely smiling, but that's it.

Thanks for stopping by!

Denise McD said...

Awww everyone you are so sweet! I agree @jessica and mama lady that first pic is truly her death stare lol... She is so awesome! Thank you everyone for reading and stoping by! If you want to grab my button feel free :) if you have a button let me know I will post it here :) and don't miss me this weekend we are having a weekend long birthday celebration with prizes (happy birthday to me!) hope to keep in touch and talk to you all very soon :)

Elizabeth said...

Cute photos! Disney looked fun. From the blog hop.

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