There is always that one time when you might be in the store and there is a old person and your child has to point them out and say "oh my gosh that person is so old!" yea totally embarrassing! So I want to let you in on some funny, witty, honest comments I have been told this last week. Oh and look it's only Tuesday!
"Mama why is your hair black and purple?". "Well alora I love to dye my hair fun colors." "Well mama then if you want it like that maybe you should cover ups your silvery hairs."
"Denise why is there a hole in your pants? Is it because your legs are fat?"
"Denise I went to school today. I told them everyone farts even my babysitter."
And the Best I saved for last...
"Mommy your boobs are so large. Do they hurt when you let them hang down on your belly?"
:) anything good your kids say this week?
Denise McDonuts... Or Simply The Master Mind