Skinny People...Fat People...Tall People...Small People...

So I had the pleasure of attending the Life Is Good Festival today and I just wanted to share what I saw and heard today.

There is no denying I am a fatty. I don't mind I like it. But before you judge someone make sure you know the whole reason. I have been big since the end of high school. But in the last 3 years I have got sick with my ears, and the head surgery I needed put me on some pretty powerful drugs which has made me gain a lot of weight. I have never been this big but until I am healthy there is nothing I can do about it. So with that said.

I was in line with my kids waiting to make a flip book. When I heard two woman chatting right behind me. They were in line behind me. RIGHT behind me. So I Know this next conversation was about me.

Skinny B***h 1- "Oh my God. The woman at the door area just totally tried to give me a yogurt when i told her no they were to fattening she said they were fat free. I mean come on I don't want to be, well you know (snorts like a pig) fat. (Bursts into laughter.)"
Skinny B***h 2- "Um yeaaaa being fat is gross (as I sip my coffee) yea like I wont even go to Starbucks anymore have you seen their calorie count? Come on there are things you can do to maintain looking decent."

I turned around took a HUGE chuck of my coffee followed by a chug of my free yogurt smoothie (which I had no intentions of eating because it was gross) and said "Oh my gosh I know fat people are so gross and ruin everything!"

This shut them up pretty fast. First of all you are 5 foot nothing and weight about 80 pounds turn around leave the flip book line and go to the other booth and buy/eat a cheese burger. You are gross not only because you never eat but because your mind is sick.

So anyway before I go off even more. How do you handle a situation like that? By the way the guy in front of me heard then entire thing and asked me if I was ok. That is nice we had a whole conversation about rude people and he followed it up with "Well life is good, and they just don't see that!" he was a pretty kick ass guy...

Denise McDonuts... Or Simply The Master Mind

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Celtic Thunder Concert... Boston's Wang Theater

Can I start off by saying Celtic Thunder is phenomenal! Their voices are powerful, beautiful and genuine! They are all pretty handsome (Even with Damien going to Glee) so they are a site to watch!

Second of all they have a new member of the group since Damien is leaving and he is at the ripe ol' age of 13 and his name is Daniel. OH MY GOODNESS was his voice so pure and amazing! He sang "Some Where Over The Rainbow" last night and I about broke down in the worst tears of my life! He was cute with a wonderful on stage personality! He did some great little scenes one of which he sang "You Got A Friend In Me" with Keith where he mimicked every move Keith made! So adorable! Of course I am a huge fan of George! And the line of the night was me in a weird deep rabbid voice saying to my MIL "I just love him I want to just rub all over his bald head!" I love tall bald men!

The Wang Theater is just spectacular! It is beautiful in every way imaginable! The walls covered in "stories" of fat little cherubs and angels. The seat though for this fatty where way to small! MIL, large male stranger and I got very close to each other to say the least! But there is one thing that got my blood BOILING in this place. Last year when we saw them I stood and sang clapped my hands and just had a wonderful night. I mean it is Celtic Thunder its not like people are going to mosh pit! Well a few groups stood up during "I got Friends In Low Places" and this large OLD woman (who shouldn't be working in a theater) came running down the isles yelling at everyone! Come on its a concert where 90% of the audience is over the age of 70 let them stand up and clap! Everyone sat down so what does this masshole do? Yup me! The very outspoken one. I stand up during the next upbeat song (they do a great job of alternating fast and slow songs) and I start clapping! Well before I know it the whole place is up with me and everyone is singing! I am sure I wasn't the first one standing but I was in my section! Well this drove the old lady with the Mardi Gras beads and flash light crazy! She was legit running well waddling up and down the isle flashing her light! HAHA I was dying laughing, clapping and singing! It was the BEST.


So all in all it was a great night with the MIL and this year no cars drove threw our house (yes that is what happened last year when we were at Celtic Thunder.) Beautiful show as always so thank you Celtic Thunder I tip my hat to you!

Much Thoughts For All Denise <3

I Just Sharted Tee Shirt.... Review And Giveaway PLEASE CLICK HERE TO ENTER ON THE CORRECT RAFFLECOPTER FORM!

We have this running joke in our house that every time the mail man passes gas we ask him if he sharted Or pooped his pants. So when I was asked if I could write a review for www.costumesquad.com and host a giveaway I knew right then and there I would pick the "I just sharted" tee for the mail man.

I didn't tell him what was going to happen until the package showed up he opened it and instantly died laughing. He asked where I got it from and we ran right to the iPad so I could show him the website site. It is now our go to place for funny tees and basically funny gag gifts! Also how can we NOT get our Halloween Costumes there! YUP check this out! Mr. and Mrs Potato Head!

Mail man says....
"This shirt provided many laughs around the post office. I think it's pretty comfy but my wife knows how to handle the laundry well too. If I got to pick more I would love the 80's section. It fits awesome, wore well and was soft for a new not yet broken in tee." (Men and their tees!)

Some great links.
80s tees...
Dog Costumes...

Group Costumes...

And Of Course Zombie Tees...

One Lucky Winner has the chance to receive a $15 gift certificate to the website! How awesome is that? Just follow the rules on the Rafflecopter entry board!





This giveaway will end at midnight (EST) on 10/17/2011 and is open to U.S. residents only. The winner will be notified by email. Thanks again to Costume Squad for offering this fantastic giveaway!

Winner cannot have received a promotional item within the past 90 days, or own a review/giveaway blog of their own. Note that I received no form of monetary compensation for this post. I did receive a tee shirt to try in order to write a fair and honest review. The opinions expressed in this review are my own and were not influenced in any way.
Much Thoughts For All Denise <3

Nachomamatees Review... I Love Jason Voorhees!!!

When I was at the ripe old age of 5 I walked in on my 15 year old brother watching Friday The 13 and instantly fell in love. Weird kid I know.
For years after I watched every single Jason movie ever made. I am in love with Jason Voorhees.

I had the great pleasure of recieving a "Camp Crystal Lake Counselor" tee shirt in navy blue for review. As if my obsession was not enough with watching the movies all the time I can now wear my love around my tummy.

I am in love with this shirt! You can find it here. I love love 80's and vintage tees and they have the best selection by far of anyone I know! They also have funny tee's, Zombie tees and even chuck Norris tees!
They have super prices and excellent fast shipping!
Also every day they have my favorite surprise $6.99 deal! A funny random tee picked every day.

There are a few other shirts which I am in love with that I will be getting as soon as Mail man gets paid... These are some that I want....

They are super soft, wash great and stay the size you ordered so no shrinkage!

You can place order on their website here.
www.nachomamatees.com/




I received a tee at no charge in order to provide a fair and honest review of the product.  All opinions expressed are strictly my own and were not influenced in any way.  No form of monetary compensation was exchanged





Much Thoughts For All Denise <3

I'm the best dang wife... I deserve more then a trophy...

Ok so maybe I don't actually have a trophy but if I did I would want something bigger or something more special then a fake gold statue holding something that has nothing to do with my amazingness.
Us woman are all trophy wives. The men well don't get that. My local news just did a segment On who is the bigger baby when they are sick. This whole segment proves we are the more superior race and deserve more then a fricken trophy.
They interviewed couples upon couples and it was one couple only one that the man blamed the wife for being worse. Really!? So 99% of these couples agree the men are weaklings.
What makes all of this even worse is I then read articles on what men think a woman should be there for. Here I was thinking hey it isn't 1872 anymore we are equal. NOPE. Here are some interestings things I have found just by the good old trusty google.

"Over half of married respondents say the wife is most likely to do six household chores: laundry, cleaning the house, making decisions about furniture and decoration, preparing meals, caring for the children (for couples with children under 18), and doing the grocery shopping. Respondents are also significantly more likely to say the wife, rather than the husband, washes dishes and pays the household bills."

Mail man and I fight almost daily over house hold crap. Usually it ends in a screaming match me chucking something (soft come on I'm not abusive) at his head him laughing and running off doing a half ass job on what we were arguing about in the first place. I heard about these moms who go on strike and refuse to do things. Ya sorry living in a pile of dirty pull ups, food, laundry and other things that crawl to prove a point is not my cup of tea. So I just fight it out lol.

Last night was another night I lost control of the house. Laundry piled high, no vacuuming in site, dishes in the sink, counters covered in crap and where is the mail man? Oh look at the playstation. This gets me boiling then I go into Alora's room and what's in there? Oh candle wax all over her floor! Shaved candle wax! Well this got my blood boiling even more!
Insert fight here....

Fight ended and mail man was upstairs with son cleaning his entire room and getting home work done dinner was served (after I cooked it) beds were made and children in bed. All I did was dinner and bed I refused to do anything else. Am I the only one here who feels this way? I mean it's not like I stay home all day and can keep up with everything and half the money making is me as well. So shouldn't the chores?

Which brings me back to the fact I want a damn trophy or something. Even tho I work all week during the weekend my entire home gets clean laundry gets folded and kids still get fed and played with. What is mail man doing? Oh right playing play station... Jerk...




Much Thoughts For All Denise <3

Wordless Wednesday... Fist Pumping Embarrassing!!!!

He Might Kill Me For This Wordless Wednesday But Seriously?!

Much Thoughts For All Denise <3